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Cat’s In The Well

Honestly, sometimes it is like trying to teach a ferret to read Latin. Talk is cheap, but you can’t eat a conversation. I am not a vegetarian, nor am I physically disabled. I said I liked disabled people. I have a lot of time for disabled people. “All disabled people?” she asked, “or just those without any ligaments?” She meant limbs, I think. I didn’t know how to answer.

Then it began to snow and her tattoos fell off. I had to cry. The world’s being slaughtered and it’s such a bloody disgrace.

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